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Marwiel

A rural Maltese way of saying "penis of considerable proportions".

Created on 2003-05-01 13:08:56 (#1036535), last updated 2005-01-02

922 comments received, 1,037 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Gabz
Birthdate:11-08
Location:Ibrag, Malta
Website:Marwiel
Bio
I'm Gabriel, a Graphic Designer from Ibrag. I was born in Canada and have moved here, then back and now I'm here again. I've been living in Malta for over 10 years now.

I'm into music (the kind that requires talent - no britney or backstreet shit for me), and all forms of design - industrial, interior, graphic, web, 3D, and the list goes on.

Many things piss me off. This is just a small list:

- People that keep talking to me, even when they know I've stopped paying attention.

- When the hot water in the shower suddenly turns freezing cold, and you've got a head full of shampoo.

- Kids/children of all ages!

- People who actually know the exact age they want to get married, and the number and gender of their future children.

- People who park wherever the fuck they like.

- Car (stereo equipment) theives... if I find who you are, I'll cut your dick off (that's if you have one) and beat you with it!

- Bullshitters. You know who you are.

- Barney the dinosaur.

- Tourists that wear socks and sandals, at the same bloody time!

- Hamalli.

- Snobs/tal-pepè/preppies or whatever other names you'd like to call 'em.

- Alarm Clocks, on Monday mornings especially.

- Xummiemu.

- Guys under the age of 40 that go out in public with a sweater/jersy tied around their shoulders.

- Waiting in a line.

- People who are late, everywhere they go.

- Microsoft Windows.

- People who keep telling the same fucking joke over and over again.

- People with no sense of humour.

- Boy bands (this includes Scream Daisy and Bon Jovi).

- Scream Daisy. Yes, again. I just had to say it twice.

- Pop Music (this includes Scream Daisy, yes that's the third time).

- People who don't switch their moblie off in the cinema.

- Cheap optical mice.

- Racists.

- A diesel engine, and a full body sports kit, on the same car, at the same time. Diesel and sports don't belong in the same sentence, I mean... have you ever seen a Ferrari towing a yacht?

- Maltese acting.

- Public Holidays that turn out on a Weekend.

- Gossip.

- Writing/Graphics on a car's rear windscreen. eg. "Baby Think Twice", "Icebreaker", "Naughty but Sexy", "Put Your Lipstick on My Dipstick", "I love sex in the Potato" and so on. It's even worse when they're spelt wrong eg. "Knights in White Escorn".

- Rain, on your weekend trip to Gozo.

and last but not least

- People who actually give a flying fuck about what pisses me off. What's wrong with you, Don't you have anything better to do? Get a life! You've got your own problems! Why are you still reading this?


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3d animation/cartoons, abstract art, acoustic, adobe, air guitar, alcohol, alessi, alternative, art, bacardi, bands, baseball, basketball, bauhaus, bb king, bbqs, beangrowers, beavis and butthead, beer, being cooler than you, bernie mac, biznitch, black, black and white, black sabbath, blues, boobies, booze, canada, cappucino, cars, cartooning, cedric the entertainer, cheap hot dogs, cheese, cheeseburgers, chilling out, chinese food, chunks ahoy!, cinema, classic rock, cocktails, coffee, cold, comedy, cool t-shirts, cow and chicken, creativity, creed, dave matthews band, de stijl, default, design, designer products, dkny, drawing, drinkin', earthworm jim, eric clapton, ethnic foods, evanescense, everlast, flushen, foo fighters, food, frankie the fly, frappucino, freehand, friends, george carlin, girls, going out with friends, graphic design, guitars, harley davidson, holidays, hoobastank, horti-fucking-culturalism, ice hockey, incubus, industrial design, interior design, jennifer love hewitt, jennifer love hewitt's ass, jimi hendrix, joe satriani, kartel, kinnie, land rovers, laughing, laughter, lava lamps, led zeppelin, live, live gigs, mac, macromedia, malta, maltese bands, maltese canadians, mochacino, money, monty python, movies, mp3s, msn, music, my mobile, my website, nfl football, nighttime, no doubt, oakley, oreos, ozzy, pablo francisco, parties, peanut m&m's, pizza, pool, radiohead, red hot chili peppers, ren and stimpy, rum, sarcasm, sarcastic wit, shrek, slang, sleeping, south park, stand up comedy, starbucks, steak and cheese, steve harvey, steve vai, system of a down, that 70's show, the powerpuff girls, the simpsons, three doors down, toronto, vodka, web design, weekend trips to gozo, winter, women, women again, yawning, yo mama
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